Welcome to the Words You Want in your Life: " " (07)
I have no money back guarentee No mail in rebate We're headed right in the wrong direction I don't have a rhyme but I've always got a lot to say
Stamp the letter seal it tight Lick the envelope shut Don't cut your tongue open and bleed all over The bad news you've heard enough of
Good morning paper boy Delivering any good news today? About the G-I Joe game in Iraq Or the weather ready to attack! Or the Pope's burial line up from the back Or the stolen knap-sack filled with crack Or all of the endangered humpback Or the worm you found in your snack-pack
I wish I was a turtle in a shell Who couldn't hear a sound Because popular culture is driving anyone who can't ignore it Right underground
It's 9:52 And the wheels are spinning in my head You should have went to church today Instead of laying in bed
Being somewhere every Sunday Doesn't make you believe or a better person The congregation can't keep their noses out of What's going on behind your curtain
You have no goals And that's ok You don't play sports anyway And all of the money in the world wouldn't buy you recognition to say
